You know how sometimes you tell a person or group of people, "Hey, I'm doing X and I couldn't be happier!"?

And then one or more of those people respond with a longwinded ramble about how you shouldn't do X, you should do Y instead?

I FUCKING HATE THAT.

Kids, the Star Trek characters travel within the Milky Way, not outside it. The characters of VOY wound up in the Delta Quadrant of the Milky Way and had no way to get back home. Kirk and Spock have not seen "many galaxies".

If you make a post
that looks like this,
I am probably not going to read it.
Posting actual poetry is one thing--
but asking a question
on a non-poetry-related community
is not the time to center your text
and hit "Enter" at the end of anything
that isn't a paragraph.
If you make a post like this,
my happy ass
is going to scroll on down.

I hate it when book introductions have a section entitled "How to Use This Book", in which the author patiently, earnestly explains to you that you can read the book from beginning to end or you can jump around to the different sections based on what you personally are interested in ( Read more... )

It drives me absolutely up the wall in PotC fanfic when the author assumes that Norrington doesn't drink rum. Of course he drinks rum. He's in the British Navy. He's been drinking his ration of rum every day since he joined up, just like everyone else!

Icon: Rum-drinking Norrington wants his fucking rum.

You know how, in a play or a film or a television show or even a commercial, two characters will be talking and one of them will interrupt the other? Of course you do, I mean, obviously.

But you know how almost everyone always delivers the interrupted line as if the character knew zie was about to be interruptedGod damn, does that ever drive me up ( Read more... )

People who use line breaks as periods ( Read more... )